Privacy
Effective 2026-07-03
This is a static parody page. There are no accounts, no forms, no cookies, no trackers, and no third-party analytics. We cannot take your house, and we cannot take your data either. Nothing you do here is profiled or sold.
What gets logged
Like nearly every web server, our origin and our CDN (Cloudflare) record limited technical data: IP address, timestamp, requested URL, and browser user-agent. This is used only for security and abuse prevention. Origin logs are size-capped and rotate automatically; retention depends on traffic volume and the host's log-management policy.
Third parties
The site is served through Cloudflare, which processes requests as our CDN and security provider. No other third party receives anything. All fonts and images are hosted by us. The donation buttons do nothing, on purpose, and send nothing anywhere.
Contact
Questions about this policy can be directed to the site operator through the contact channels listed for this domain.